Semua orang bilang film 1 Litre of Tears itu menyedihkan.
Kesian.
Tragis.
Koko sepupu gw yang apatis aja bisa nangis nonton itu.
Gw pun akhirnya beli dan mencoba membuktikan.
Setelah nonton 4 episode...
Akhirnya gw berhasil nangis.
Sayangnya gw nangis bukan gara2 filmnya.
Tapi gara2 makan nasi goreng kecepetan dan berakhir dengan kegigit.
Parah.
Ampe berdarah.
Tapi intinya gw berhasil nangis pas nonton itu.
Mission accomplished.
Kamis, 02 September 2010
Cynical lines for your entertainment
Taken from an author's page in fanfiction.net, if you wanna know.
I deleted a lot that's... not really that fun.
Warning: some lines maybe rated PG17.
==== start ====
1. Love your enemies. It drives them insane!
2. Never take life seriously. We all die in the end.
3. The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
4. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
5. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
7. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
9. When people say 'It's always in the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
13. It is better to chase your dreams down the street and fall flat on your face than to sit on your porch and watch them pass you by.
14. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
15. Cancel my subscription; I'm tired of your issues
18. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... you're aiming too high!
20. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
21. My anger management class p*sses me off!
22. Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh!
25. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
27. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'.
28. I ran into my ex the other day... I put it into reverse and hit him again.
29. I am always right. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
30. Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
32. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
33. We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
34. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
35. Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
36. It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
37. The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.
38. Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.
39. You were born an original, don't die a copy.
40. Today is only today and every other day, because when tomorrow gets here, its today again and when today becomes yesterday, its no longer today.
41. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
42. Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you.
43. A concience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
45. Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
46. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
48. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
49. Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
50. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
51. Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
54. Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
55. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
56. I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
58. I'm tired of all this nonsense of beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
59. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
61. Person has two legs and one sense of humor, and if you're faced with the choice, it's better to lose a leg.
62. Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives.
66. There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in.
67. If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?
68. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
71. A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
72. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
73. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
74. Man has will, but woman has her way.
75. A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'. I went over. Nobody was home.
77. It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
78. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
79. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
80. I hear voices, and they don't like you.
==== finish ====
I deleted a lot that's... not really that fun.
Warning: some lines maybe rated PG17.
==== start ====
1. Love your enemies. It drives them insane!
2. Never take life seriously. We all die in the end.
3. The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
4. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
5. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
7. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
9. When people say 'It's always in the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
13. It is better to chase your dreams down the street and fall flat on your face than to sit on your porch and watch them pass you by.
14. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
15. Cancel my subscription; I'm tired of your issues
18. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... you're aiming too high!
20. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
21. My anger management class p*sses me off!
22. Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh!
25. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
27. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'.
28. I ran into my ex the other day... I put it into reverse and hit him again.
29. I am always right. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
30. Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
32. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
33. We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
34. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
35. Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
36. It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
37. The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.
38. Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.
39. You were born an original, don't die a copy.
40. Today is only today and every other day, because when tomorrow gets here, its today again and when today becomes yesterday, its no longer today.
41. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
42. Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you.
43. A concience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
45. Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
46. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
48. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
49. Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
50. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
51. Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
54. Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
55. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
56. I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
58. I'm tired of all this nonsense of beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
59. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
61. Person has two legs and one sense of humor, and if you're faced with the choice, it's better to lose a leg.
62. Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives.
66. There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in.
67. If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?
68. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
71. A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
72. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
73. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
74. Man has will, but woman has her way.
75. A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'. I went over. Nobody was home.
77. It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
78. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
79. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
80. I hear voices, and they don't like you.
==== finish ====
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