25 of the sweetest things a guy can do

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Judulnya "25 of the sweetest things a guy can do".
Udah gw terjemahkan dengan semena-mena, silakan baca.

1) Massage you feet, back, shoulders when your sore
Arti: klo lo pegel, dia bersedia jadi tukang pijet sementara tanpa dibayar.

2) Go out and buy you pads, tampons, Midol, etc.
Arti: klo lo lagi dapet, dia mo jadi babu untuk disuruh pergi beli "roti".

3) Hold you bags when you go shopping.
Arti: kalo lagi belanja, dia mo jadi chauffeur yang bawain barang lo.

4) Doesn’t forget your birthday, Valentine’s Day (White day for all you technical people) anniversaries, etc.
Arti: ga nyari2 alasan kalo lupa beli kado untuk Valentine ato ultah lo.

5) Tries his best to win the big plushie at the carnival even if the game is rigged
Arti: bersedia ngotot maen permainan anak kecil demi ngasih lo something nice.

6) Get up in the middle of the night to get you drink because you couldn’t sleep
Arti: bersedia jalan ngambilin minum klo lo ga bisa tidur.

7) Blow on your nails to help the polish dry
Arti: bantuin lo niup2 nail polish yang masih basah.

8) Gets you the damn bag of chips when you want the damn bag of chips
Arti: langsung cabut beli Pringles ketika lo nyeletuk "duh, tiba2 pengen makan Pringles".

9) Loves your pet
Arti: bersedia ngurusin piaraan lo kalo lo ke luar kota.

10) Gives you little gifts for no reason
Arti: kasih kado walau lagi ga ada occasion apapun.

11) Lets you drive his brand-new car even though he knows you’ll wreck it
Arti: menyediakan mobil barunya untuk lo ancurin.

12) Always supportive of whatever you want to do
Arti: kasih dukungan untuk apapun yang lo lakukan.

13) Knows what you’re allergic to
Arti: dia apal lo alergi apa aja

14) Walks you to class and carries your book even if it make him late
Arti: rela membawakan tas lo ke kelas, walaupun itu membuat dia telat masuk.

15) Content to cuddle when you’re not in the mood
Arti: pokoke kalo ga pengen ngapa2in, ya beneran ga ngapa2in.

16) Let’s you have his only umbrella when he has a much longer distance to walk
Arti: pas ujan, dia ngasih payung satu2nya ke lo, walaupun rumah dia lebih jauh dari rumah lo.

17) Waits hours to pee so you can use the bathroom for your make-up, hair, etc.
Arti: nahan kebelet berjam2 karena nungguin lo make-up di kamar mandi.

18) Lets you have control of the remote
Arti: klo nonton TV, lo yang pegang remote.

19) Wraps his jacket around your shoulders when your cold
Arti: pas kedinginan, rela jadi es batu demi nyelimutin lo dengan jaket satu2nya.

20) Doesn’t give you roses and chocolates because he figured every other girl liked them, you should too
Arti: ga ngasih choc ato bunga hanya karena asumsi "semua cewek suka, lo juga pasti suka"

21) Tries his best to do the laundry, dishes, cleaning, etc
Arti: berusaha jadi babu yang baik dengan melakukan semua kerjaan di rumah lo.

22) Let’s you eat all of the popcorn during the movie
Arti: nyerahin semua jatah popcorn dia pas nonton bioskop.

23) Doesn’t think less of you when you cry and offers his shoulder
Arti: ga jadi nyebelin klo lo nangis, en nawarin penghiburan lah intinya.

24) Understand that all girls need to feel girly at one time or another
Arti: ngerti klo semua cewek itu pasti sekali2 harus bersikap kayak cewek.

25) Apologizes even though it wasn’t his fault
Arti: bilang "sorry" walau lo yang salah.